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'Merica Energy Red, White & Boom, Blue Valor, 12 ea

'Merica Energy Red, White & Boom, Blue Valor, 12 ea

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'Merica's Energy Drink. Sugar-Free. 200mg Caffeine. Take A Poll Of Any 2nd Grade Classroom And Ask The Kids What They Want To Be When They Grow Up. Sure, You'll Get An Astronaut, A Ballerina, A Doctor And Probably That One Weird Kid That Wants To Be A Bottle Of Ketchup, But The Most Popular Answer Will Undoubtedly Be A Police Officer. What Other Job Gets To Carry A Gun And Badge, Hangout With A Dog That Basically Has Superpowers, And Legally Drive 40mph Over The Limit!? That's Why They Are Heroes. Also, The Whole Putting Their Lives On The Line To Serve And Protect Thing, That's Pretty Dope. And This, This Is Blue Valor. Oh... What's It Taste Like? A Glorious Blueberry Lemonade.


Not Recommended For Children, Pregnant or Nursing Women and Persons Sensitive to Caffeine.



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