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'Merica Labz Patriot'S Whey, FORTUITOUS KEEPSAKES, 2.07 lb

'Merica Labz Patriot'S Whey, FORTUITOUS KEEPSAKES, 2.07 lb

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The Revolutionary's Protein. Dietary Supplement. Naturally & Artificially Flavored. Never Big Enough. When 'Merica Labz First Debuted, We Set The Bar For Inclusions In Protein. Massive Pieces Of Cereal, Cookies, Literal Marshmallows? Yeah, We Did That. We Did That To Provide You, A True Patriot, With The Sustenance That You Need. What's A Company To Do When It Sets The Bar? Smash The Bar, Repeatedly, Then Step Over It With The Newest Evolution. The New Generation Of Patriot's Whey Not Only Includes The Inclusions You Know And Love, But The Flavor Is Refined, More Sophisticated-Like A Dude With A Mullet Wearing A Tuxedo. So Enjoy, Patriot, Knowing That You Are Downing The Finest Protein This Country Has To Offer.


Add 1 Scoop To 6-8 Ounces Of Cold Water (According To Preferred Thickness And Flavor) And Shake Or Stir Until Mixed.


This Product Is Only Intended For Use In Healthy Adults 18 Years Of Age Or Older. Pregnant Or Nursing Women Should Not Use This Product. Consult Your Healthcare Provider Before Using This Product, Especially If You Are Taking Any Prescription, Over The Counter Medication, Dietary Supplement Product, Or If You Have Any Pre-Existing Medical Condition Including But Not Limited To: High Or Low Blood Pressure, Cardiac Arrhythmia, Stroke, Heart, Liver, Kidney Or Thyroid Disease, Seizure Disorder, Psychiatric Disease, Diabetes, Difficulty Urinating Due To Prostate Enlargement Or If You Are Taking MAOI (Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitor) Or Any Other Medication. Discontinue Use And Consult Your Health Care Professional If You Experience Adverse Reaction To This Product. Do Not Exceed Recommended Serving. Do Not Use If Safety Seal Is Broken Or Missing. Keep Out Of Reach Of Children. Contains Milk, Produced In a Facility That Also Processes Soy, Fish, Shellfish, Milk, Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Wheat, And Eggs.



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